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海洋是个神秘的世界 The ocean is a mysterious world.
陆地的居民只能发挥想象 One that land dwellers can only begin to imagine.
当然 你以为你知道海面之下藏着什么 Of course, you think you know what lies beneath the surface.
但生活在那里的海洋生物 Ah, but the sea creatures who live there,
即使你对它们有所想象 well, even the ones you have imagined,
你也想的大错特错 you've imagined them wrong.
以神话中强大的北海巨妖为例 Take the mythical, mighty giant kraken.
嗜血的怪物 Bloodthirsty monster,
拖沉船只 溺毙水手 sinker of ships, drowner of sailors.
这是你们人类所想 That's what you people think.
可是在现实生活中 海妖是高贵的保护者 You see, in real life, krakens are noble protectors.
海洋永远需要一只海妖 The sea will always need a kraken,
而海妖永远会回应呼唤 and a kraken will always answer the call.
小露比 Ruby-doo.
嘿 玛戈特 Hey, Margot.
我快好奇死了 I am dying of suspense.
你妈妈怎么说 What did your mom say?
我昨晚没敢开口 Well, I chickened out last night,
但我现在就去问她 就在此刻 but I'm going to ask her now, right now, this second.
你做我教你的 Did you do the confidence-building
信心建立练习了吗 exercise I taught you?
我做了更有效的事 I did something even better.
嘿 Oh, hey.
高中毕业舞会是每个青少年的神圣仪式 Junior prom is the sacred rite of every human teenager.
作为一个几乎无法完成这件 As a kraken who is barely pulling off
人类事情的海妖 this whole human thing,
我需要参加 这样才能融入其中 I need to be there so that I can blend in.
同时作为自豪的数学狂 And, as a proud mathlete,
我知道要找一个潜在的解决方案 I know that to find a potential solution,
我必须评估这个问题 I have to evaluate the problem.
我知道规则 Now, I know the rules.
我们家永远不允许下海 Our family is not allowed in the ocean, ever.
无论什么原因 For any reason.
我喜欢规则 And I love rules.
真的 我非常非常喜欢 I do. I really, really do.
但是舞会船在水上 But the prom boat is on the water,
不是在水里 not in the water.
你也许会问 “万一有风暴呢” "What if there's a storm?" you might ask.
我分析了天气趋势数据 Well, I've analyzed weather trend data,
我靠谱的朋友 互联网 and my trusty friend, the Internet,
向我保证舞会之夜会风平浪静 has assured me that it will be smooth sailing on prom night.
最后 这是舞会船的船长 And lastly, this is the captain of said prom boat.
你看那双眼睛 Look into those eyes.
告诉我他没有看到任何问题 Tell me he hasn't seen it all.
我可以把性命托付给他 你也应该如此 I trust him with my life, and so should you.
所以我 露比·吉尔曼 And that is why I, Ruby Gillman,
应该参加舞会 谢谢 should go to prom. Thank you.
求你了 求你了 Please, please, please, please, please!
很有力的展示 Strong presentation.
我喜欢这种活力 但还是不行 宝贝 I like the energy, but it's still a no, honey.
可是老妈 依据 科学 互联网 But, Mom, evidence, science, Internet.
相信我 露比 我知道什么对你最好 Trust me, Ruby, I know what's best for you.
最好就是永远呆在陆地上 And what's best is to always stay on land.
所以我才搬到这里 That's why we moved here.
这对我们来说更安全 It's much safer for us.
抱歉 小可爱 妈妈说得对 Sorry, Tadpole, Mom's right.
山姆 吃早餐了 Sam, breakfast!
嘿 你不是说舞会是后什么…… Hey, didn't you say that prom was a postbolognal...
后殖民父权产物 没错 Postcolonial patriarchal construct. It is.
但我们要作为一个集体参加 But we would go as a group.
作为一种抗议形式 As a form of protest.
哇哦 勇气可嘉 Wow. So brave.
你们觉得如何 我为大型开盘仪式准备了这些 What do you think? I had these printed for my big launch party.
我觉得我恋爱了 I think I'm in love.
-呕 -你还需要我去那里吗 Blech. Do you still need me to be there?
需要 这是成败攸关的时刻 Yes. This is a make-or-break moment.
我要卖掉整个开发项目 I'm selling an entire development.
可是妈妈 你…… But, Mom, you're...
阿加莎·吉尔曼 Agatha Gillman,
我击败了竞争对手 and I slay the competition.
她给了我们梦想中的家 我就不问是怎么做到的了 She got us our dream home, and I'm not asking how.
我只是想给潜在买家展示下 Well, I just want to show potential buyers
一个幸福的海滨家庭是什么样子 what a happy Oceanside family looks like.
我今天歇业 这样就能够专心烧烤 I'll be closing my shop for the day so I can man the grill.
从冷男变成烤男 From chill man to grill man.
亚瑟 你该考虑一下 Ooh, Arthur, you should think about
请个人帮你 hiring someone to help you.
自从你开始搞“瓶子靓起来” 生意一直很旺 Business has been booming since you started Bottled Up.
你们好 Hey there.
欢迎回到“瓶子靓起来” Welcome back to Bottled Up.
现在让我们扬起风帆 Now, let's hoist those sails.
魔法 Magic.
哇哦 你俩真是天生一对 Wow, you two are quite the power couple.
你认为那很棒吗 You think that's great?
你现在看到的是不败的躲避球冠军 You're looking at the undefeated dodgeball champ.
他是个传奇 He's a legend. Ooh.
好 好 你们都很牛逼 Yeah, yeah. You guys are all crushing it.
哦 露比 不要低估自己 Oh, Ruby, don't sell yourself short.
你的数学很棒 You're amazing at math.
就是我帮康纳通过代数考试的 I am the reason Connor's passing algebra.
哦 康纳 Oh, Connor.
-梦中情人 -山姆 So dreamy. Sam.
是你爱上他的 Ow. You're the one in love with him.
嘿 住手 你们每人都挨了一下 Hey, hey. Stop. You each landed one.
《海洋生物学家季刊》 Marine Biologist Quarterly?
噢 露比 你还在看这些垃圾 Oh, Ruby. You're still reading this trash?
人类并不了解海洋的一切 Humans don't know everything about the ocean.
妈妈 海洋下面的世界 Mom, there's a whole world down there
我从没见过 that I have never seen.
海蜇 浮游生物 珊瑚礁... Jellyfish, plankton, coral reefs...
但那里还有什么 But what else lives there?
我知道 有怪物 I know. Monsters.
那些怪物想伤害我们这种海妖 And those monsters want to hurt krakens like us.
这里是我们的归属 海滨才是我们的家 This is where we belong. Oceanside is our home.
那就让我去舞会 帮我融入社会 Then help me fit in by letting me go to prom.
露比 答案是不行 Ruby, the answer is no.
该走了 Time to go.
-妈妈 -吉尔曼传盘给吉尔曼 Mom. Gillman dishes to Gillman.
压哨 后仰跳投 The fadeaway at the buzzer,
-进啦 -耶 and it's good! Yeah.
哦呼 Woo-hoo!
所有人站直了 Limb up, everyone.
咱们今天好好做个人 Let's all have a very human day.
我们一直骗人 你们不觉得心烦吗 Does it bother you guys that we lie to everyone all the time?
我们不是骗人 只是忽略事实 Oh, we're not lying. We're just omitting.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
记住了 And remember...
有人问起 就说我们来自加拿大 If anyone asks, we're from Canada.
哇哦 发生什么了 Whoa, what's happening?
我们该停下吗 旅行结束了吗 Are we supposed to be stopped? Is our tour over?
抱歉出了点意外 旅客们 Apologies for the unplanned interruption, folks.
看看潮水把什么冲上来了 戴维 Well, look what the tide dragged in, Davey.
你好 戈登·灯塔船长 Ahoy, Mr.-- Captain Gordon Lighthouse, sir.
你不是吉尔曼家的吗 Aren't you one of them Gillmans?
吉尔提（有罪） Guilty.
开个玩笑 没有罪 完全正常 Just kidding. Not guilty. Totally normal.
-她是蓝色的吗 -我来自加拿大 Is she blue? I'm from Canada... eh.
哦 Oh...
那完全可以理解 That totally makes sense.
我盯上你了 吉尔曼姑娘 I've got my eye on you, Gillman girl.
我另一只眼也盯上了 And my other eye, too!
我们的旅程从15年前开始 Our tour begins where 15 years ago,
我发誓我看到了巨大的海妖 I swear I saw the monstrous giant kraken.
在你的右边 有海滨最好的盐水太妃糖 And to your right, Oceanside's best saltwater taffy.
报我的名字可以打折 Ask for the Gordon Lighthouse discount.
嘿 朋友们 Hey, guys.
-哟 -你好 怎么样了 -Yo. -Greetings. So, how did it go?
对 我很想知道 Yes. I'm dying to find out.
我也是 我一直很担心 Same. I've been stress-gaming.
正式下令了 我妈不让我去舞会 Well, it's official. Mom won't let me go to prom.
我知道这不是我们想要的结果 And I know it's not what we wanted,
但我们还有B计划 but we still have plan B,
我们酷到爆的反舞会派对 our very cool anti-prom party.
最自由的食物是什么 And what is the most liberated food out there?
伙计们 我说的是奶酪火锅 Guys, I'm talking fondue.
露比 我就直说了 Ruby, um, I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
凯拉邀请我去舞会了 Kayla asked me to the prom.
-哦 -还有 Oh. And, uh,
我说要把握时机 I said carpe diem.
也就是我答应了 Aka, I said yes.
-什么 -我答应了 What? I said yes.
我明白了 非常清楚 No, I got that. Loud and clear.
好吧 玛戈特把我们的心 Okay, Margot has torn our hearts
撕成了碎片 into a million tiny pieces,
不过没关系 and that's fine.
我们剩下的人可以多吃两口火锅 对吧 More fondue for the rest of us, right, guys?
对 呃 Yeah, uh,
玛戈特答应和凯拉去的时候 once Margot was going with Kayla,
特雷文说 “哦 我们应该一起去吗” Trevin said, "Oh, well, should we just go together?"
然后我同意了 And I agreed.
所以我和特雷文要一起去舞会 So Trevin and I are going to the prom together.
以朋友身份 As friends.
对 只是朋友 Yeah, only as friends.
什么 What?
抱歉 露比 Sorry, Ruby.
我们说好要永远团结的 We promised to always stick together.
团结小分队对你们毫无意义吗 Does squad solidarity mean nothing to you?
当然有意义 Well, of course it does.
所以你应该和我们一起去 你要上船 Which is why you should come with us. You'll be on a boat.
你会非常安全 You'll be completely safe.
除非发生悲惨的事故 Unless there's a tragic accident.
-布丽丝 别乌鸦嘴 -抱歉 Bliss, no catastrophizing. Sorry.
你们了解我妈 所以我们才制定了B计划 You guys know my mom, and that is why we made plan B.
玛戈特 带凯拉来我们的反舞会派对 Margot, just bring Kayla to our anti-prom party.
我们可以看烂片 We will watch bad movies.
吃火锅 We'll dip Swiss.
别再说奶酪火锅了 Enough with the fondue!
我们吃了很多奶酪 We eat a lot of cheese.
很多块 Wheels of it.
想想我们这个团结小分队 Think about how many events we've missed
因为你妈妈毫无道理的 in squad solidarity
反海洋规则 错过了多少事情 because of your mom's irrational anti-ocean rule.
我想就几件吧 I guess a few.
啥 有去潜艇博物馆的实地考察 What? There was the field trip to the submarine museum.
校园海滩日 The school beach day.
-全县冲浪比赛 -银鱼抢滩潮 -All-county surf contest. The Grunion Fun Run.
吟游诗人的海滨节 The Oceanside Festival of the Bard.
我祖母的海滩生日派对 My grandmother's beach birthday party.
凯拉的海滩生日派对 Kayla's beach birthday party!
除了布丽丝的任何生日派对 Any birthday party but Bliss's.
墓地永远欢迎你 You're always welcome at the graveyard.
但这不是普通的派对 But this isn't just any party.
这是毕业舞会 This is prom.
我真的很想去 And I really want to be a part of it.
我们都想去 We all do.
好吧 我明白了 Yeah. No, I get it.
你们应该自己去 You guys should go without me.
我妈虽然毁了我的生活 It's one thing for my mom to ruin my life.
但她没必要毁了你们的 She doesn't have to ruin yours.
如果你瞒着她呢 Uh, what if you don't tell her?
就是啊 Gasp of exclamation!
特雷文说得对 你妈没必要知道 Trevin's right. Your mom doesn't have to know.
撒大谎 但我同意 Deception. I'm on board.
拜托 露比 就这么做 Come on, Ruby. Do it.
就这么做 Do it.
我也想 但要是我妈知道了…… I want to, but if my mom finds out, uh...
生活不是彩排 Oh, life is not a dress rehearsal.
你该大展身手去参加舞会了 It's time for you to go big and go to prom.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
你说得对 You're right.
好 我会这么做 Okay, I'll do it.
-我会去舞会 -太好了 I'll go to prom. Yes!
我还要邀请康纳 And I'm gonna ask Connor.
康纳 Connor?
好吧 真是话锋突转 Okay, that's a... that's a big swing there.
但我们就是为此而来 Whoo. But we are here for it.
第一步 你需要邀请舞伴 Step one, you're going to need a prom-posal.
蓝天与我同在 有什么主意吗 Blue-sky with me, people. Any ideas?
也许我可以用一些难题问他 Maybe I can ask him with something epic,
比如高级二次方程 like an advanced quadratic equation.
等我解出来后 答案就是…… And when I solve it, the answer is...
舞会 prom.
露比 亲爱的小天真 最笨的聪明人 Ruby, my sweet, wide-eyed, dumbest smart person ever,
你不能用作业邀请康纳去舞会 you cannot ask Connor to prom with homework.
但你看这个绘制过程 很酷 But look how it graphs. It's cool.
酷个屁 It is not cool.
一个好的舞伴邀请是门艺术 A good prom-posal is art.
在这个荷尔蒙驱动的 Showmanship is the name of the game
青春期基准中 主打一个表演技巧 in this hormone-fueled benchmark of adolescence.
一个体现该终极奥义的仪式 A ritual that embodies the ultimate
高风险 高回报 in high risk, high reward.
邀请舞伴只有一次机会 Now, you get one shot at prom
一次让你的罗密欧接受你成为他的朱丽叶的机会 and one shot at persuading your Romeo that you are his Juliet.
赌注之高 唯一的选择就是放开去做 With stakes this high, the only option is to go big.
同学们 别忘了确认参加舞会 Everyone, don't forget to RSVP for prom,
你们生命中最重要的一天 the most important day of your lives.
我差点用作业邀请康纳去舞会了 I almost asked Connor to prom with homework.
我们帮你 露比 还有很多选择 We got you, Ruby. There are so many other options.
给 这是初稿 但有了这个剧本 Here, this is the first draft, but with this script
和我最爱的小丑学校的道具…… and my favorite prop from clown school...
我不知道 有小一点的计划吗 Mm, I don't know. Do you have something a little smaller?
你是说 降低戏剧效果吗 Tone down the drama, you say?
-我知道这个东西 -这是啥 I know just the thing. What's that?
商业级DJ五彩纸屑炮 A commercial-grade DJ confetti cannon.
你只要邀请康纳去舞会 按下这个按钮 You just ask Connor to prom, push this button,
五彩纸屑会像百老汇的闭幕之夜一样落下 and the confetti will rain down like closing night on Broadway.
或许我还是放弃这个 Uh, maybe I abandon this whole
“邀请梦中情人去舞会”的念头吧 "ask your dream guy to prom" thing.
康纳 Connor.
康纳 你愿意和我一起 Connor, would you do me the honor
去人类的舞会吗 of going to human prom with me?
哦 露比 我愿意 Oh, Ruby, yes.
你让我成为陆地上最快乐的人 露比 Oh, you've made me the happiest guy on dry land, Ruby.
-康纳 -露比 Connor. Ruby.
露比 Ruby?
嗨 Hi.
康纳在这儿 Connor's here.
呃 对 康纳在这儿 Uh, yeah. Connor's here.
噢 嗨 嗨 嗨 Oh! Oh. Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
额 Uh...
我们一会儿还要上辅导课 对吧 we're still on for our tutoring sesh later, right?
哦 Oh.
哦 对 康纳 我们就像多边形一样 Oh, yeah, Connor. We are on like polygons.
没错 数学团队 All right. Team math.
待会见 I'll see you later.
你知道的 愿为我的代兄做任何事 You know it. Anything for my alge-bae.
-你的什么 -我是说兄弟 Your what now? I mean bro.
代数兄弟 A-Alge-bro.
你就像我兄弟 Like you're my brother.
我的数学兄弟 You're my math brother.
我想我更喜欢你一开始说的 You know, I think I liked the first one better.
把五彩纸屑炮给我 Give me that confetti cannon.
好的 Yes!
你得练习一下 You gotta practice.
诀窍是拒绝重力的概念 The trick is to reject the concept of gravity.
那不存在 并非真实 It doesn't exist. It's not real.
好了 再见 All right. Peace out.
晚点联系我 Yo, hit me up later.
-嘿 康纳 -嘿 露比 Hey, Connor. Hey, Ruby.
怎么样 What's up?
额 嘿 Um, hey.
我在想 So, I was wondering,
你今早看到学校里的那些 did you see, like, all those prom-posals
舞会邀请了吗 around school this morning?
看到了 Yes. Hmm.
让我感觉怪怪的 They kind of weird me out.
直接问不就好了 Just ask someone.
不必搞得这么花里胡哨 It doesn't have to be this big proposal.
很疯狂 对吧 It's crazy, right?
对 我听见了 Oh, yeah, I hear that.
再说了 舞会是后殖民 And besides, prom is a postcolonial
父权产物 patriarchal construct. Patriarchal construct.
一点不错 Exactly. Exactly.
不过和合适的人一起去还是会很有趣的 It could be fun to go with the right person, though.
噢 Oh.
对 确实 Yeah. Totally.
-露比 -康纳 抱歉 Ruby... Oh. Connor... Oh, sorry.
-露比 -康纳 哦 你先说 Ruby... Oh, hey. Connor... Oh, you go.
-不 你先说 -不 你先 No, you go. No. You go.
不 你先说 Yeah, no, you go. I go.
好了 说真的 你想说什么 Wait. Okay, no. But seriously, what-what did you want to say?
呃 康纳 我…… Um, Connor, I...
我…… I...
-觉得我要吐了 -哇 ...think I'm gonna be sick. Whoa.
嘿 你没事吧 Hey. Are-are you okay?
没事 没事 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
当我靠近大海时 有时会晕船 I get seasick sometimes when I'm next to the ocean.
这是遗传的 It's genetic.
我姐姐是做这种接地技术的 You know, my sisters do this grounding technique thing.
哦豁 等等 这是什么 Ooh. Whoops. Wait, what's this?
-哈 那个吗 以前从没见过 -哇哦 Hah. Oh. That? Never seen that before. Whoa.
-这是万花筒吗 -快放下吧 Is this a kaleidoscope? -Maybe put it down.
派对时间到 It's party time!
康纳 Connor!
康纳 你没事吧 Connor, are you okay?
康纳 抓住这个 Connor, grab this!
鱼了个巴子 Son of an anglerfish!
康纳 Connor!
好的 好的 Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
康纳 Connor.
-新来的女孩救了康纳 -康纳 The new girl saved Connor. Connor?
-她是个英雄 -康纳 She's a hero. Connor.
露比 你在这儿啊 Ruby, there you are.
你错过了年度故事 You missed the story of the year, girl.
-康纳差点淹死了 -我不是故意的 Connor almost drowned. I didn't mean to.
我是说 不是我干的 I mean I-I didn't do it.
天啊 太离谱了 Gosh, that's crazy.
太出人意外了 And surprising.
因为这绝对和我无关 Because it definitely didn't have anything to do with me.
你感觉还好吗 Are you feeling all right?
你怎么湿透了 Why are you wet?
康纳 你没事吧 Connor. Are you okay?
没事 刚太疯狂了 Yeah. It was crazy.
我只记得看到了烟和闪光 I just remember there was smoke and glitter.
接下来我知道的 And then the next thing I knew,
就是我被新来的女孩救了 I was saved by the new girl.
新来的女孩 The new girl?
新来的女孩 The new girl.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you. Whoo!
新妹子 New girl.
她要发言了 She's going to say something.
-嘘 -想象一下 Shh. - Picture this,
我 迷人但平易近人 me, stunning but approachable,
第一天来这学校 on my first day of school.
我迷了路 不知所措 I'm lost and confused,
努力寻找我的教室 struggling to find my first class.
突然间 When suddenly-- --
我发现这个小滑板男没入水中 I spot little mister skater boy here barely above water.
-我很幸运…… -哦 I'm just lucky that... Oh.
嘘嘘 由我来说 Shush, shush. Ooh. My story.
我不太会游泳 但在那一刻 Now, I'm not much of a swimmer, but in that moment,
我想起我妈妈一直跟我说的 I remembered what my mother
“你很美” "You are gorgeous."
还有 “高风险 高回报” Also, "Big risk, big reward.
“要永远放手一搏” Always go big."
有什么比拯救生命更重要的吗 And what is bigger than saving a life?
太棒了 女王 我悟了 Yes, queen. Get it.
我爱死你了 I love you so much.
我也爱你 随机观众（兰多） Love you, too, rando.
她指我了 我就叫兰多 She pointed at me. I'm Rando.
哦不 怎么回事 Oh, no. What's happening?
-当心点 -对不起 Watch it. Ah. Excuse me.
等等 Wait.
我们还不认识 We haven't met.
我是切尔西 切尔西·范德齐 I'm Chelsea, Chelsea Van Der Zee.
-是荷兰的 亲亲 -太有异国风情了 It's Dutch. Kusjes! So exotic.
我爱你 I love you.
-你是哪位 -我是…… And you are? I'm, um...
我是露比·吉尔曼 I'm Ruby Gillman.
是加拿大的 It's Canadian... eh.
好吧 也许这就是“别看我”的感觉 Okay, maybe it's the whole "don't look at me" vibe,
但你有点不一样 but there's something different about you.
我真的得走了 I-I really gotta go now.
她怎么了 What's wrong with her?
你可能需要躺一会儿 Yeah, you might need to lie down for a little bit.
是啊 真尴尬 Yeah, that's awkward.
她怎么回事 What's her deal?
她会吐吗 Is she gonna barf?
她吓坏了 Freaking out.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
你似乎真的经历了什么 You really look like you've been through something.
对 我现在真的得走了 Yeah. I really got to go. Now.
好了 各位 All right, everyone.
表演结束了 我们回去上课吧 Show's over. Let's get back to class.
欢迎来到你的新家 Welcome to your new home,
恕我冒昧 if I may be so bold.
真不可思议 Ooh. This is incredible.
你们选了一个养孩子的好地方 Oh, you've picked a great place to raise a kid.
在海滨这里非常安全 It's so safe here in Oceanside.
把家搬到这里是我做过的最好的决定 Moving my family here was the best decision I ever made.
道格其实就在这里长大的 Doug actually grew up here.
我们要搬回来 这样等孩子出生了 We're moving back so that we can be closer to his folks
我们能离他的家人近点 when the little one comes.
你好 免费保姆 Hello, free babysitting.
真好啊 How nice.
只是要注意 他们不会告诉你 Just be careful they don't tell you
应该如何生活和抚养孩子 how you should live your life and raise your children.
我是说 有家人在附近是好事 I mean, it'll be so nice to have family nearby.
你真有福气 You're very lucky.
我为什么会发光 Oh, why am I glowing?
发光可不是好事 Glowing is not good.
我再也不会下海了 I will never go into the ocean again.
吃一堑长一智 Lesson learned.
打给老妈 Call Mom.
视频呼叫康纳 Video call Connor.
啥 我没这么说 打给老妈 What? I didn't say that. Call Mom.
露比 你去哪里了 Ruby, where'd you go?
喔 嘿 Whoa. Hey.
挂断 挂断 挂断 End call, end call, end call.
-等等 我想问你…… -我要进隧道了 Wait, I wanted to ask you some... I'm going through a tunnel.
打给老妈 Call Mom.
不 我不能打给老妈 No, I can't call Mom.
她会杀了我的 She's gonna kill me.
嗯 Mm?
居然有三条腿 There's three of them?
哦 简直是场噩梦 Oh, this is a nightmare.
不 No!
哦 不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
哈喽 Hello?
《傲慢与偏见》 Pride and Prejudice.
你跑的可真远 You're a long way from home.
你到《真实犯罪》这边来干嘛 What are you doing in True Crime?
嘘 Shh.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你们很多人问我养胡子的秘诀 A lot of you have been asking about my beard regimen.
你看到那个了吗 Do you see that?
-那是什么 -海妖 What is that? Kraken!
-是海妖 她回来了 -我的天 Kraken ahoy! She's back! Oh, my goodness.
她来找我了 Oh, she's coming for me.
-看看这景色 -哇哦 Oh. Look at this view. Wow.
天哪 这也太棒了 Holy migoli, this is amazing.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think, boo?
我觉得 我们买下了 I think... we're sold!
哦 太好了 Oh. Fantastic.
我会开始准备文件 Well, I'll get the paperwork started,
我们尽量简单快捷 and we'll make this quick and easy
这样你们就能专心照顾小宝宝了 so you can focus on your little one.
-不敢相信这是我们的了 -看看这房子 I can't believe this is ours. Look at this house.
-多漂亮啊 -你之前说 This is beautiful. Honey, you were saying
你想要个内置烤架 这个就是内置的 you wanted a built-in grill, and that is built-in.
我又可以当烧烤大师了 Oh, man, I get to be grillmaster again.
趁现在平静 You make sure you enjoy
你们最好多多享受 every minute of quiet you have left
因为宝宝一旦出世了 就会把你的生活 because once the baby comes, it is going to blow up
-搅得天翻地覆 -好的 your whole life. Okay. Okay.
看看四周 感受一下环境 Look around. Get a feel for the place.
看完后把钥匙放在锁箱就行了 Just leave the key in the lockbox when you're done.
或留着 Or-or keep it.
随便你们 回头再聊 Whatever. Talk soon.
快接电话 露比 快接电话 Pick up, Ruby. Pick up.
快接啊 露比 快接电话 Oh, pick up, Ruby. Pick up!
好吧 Okay.
阿加莎 你能想出办法的 Agatha, you can figure this out.
一切都会没事的 Everything is gonna be fine.
鱼了个巴子 Son of an anglerfish!
可能只是个交通锥 It's probably just a traffic cone.
哦 不 Oh, no.
哈喽 Hello?
嘿 姐姐 Heya, sis.
善良的老舅舅布里尔来看他最爱的侄女露比 Good old Uncle Brill's here to see his favorite niece Ruby.
-什么 布里尔 -嘿 What? Brill? Heya.
-你没事吧 -没事 Are you okay? Yeah.
我能有什么事 Why wouldn't I be?
我刚开车撞了你 I just hit you with a car.
你们是怎么应对陆地上的重力的 How do you guys deal with the gravity here on land?
很疯狂 对吧 It's crazy, right?
总之 我是来道贺的 Anyway, I came to say congratulations.
露比已经长大了 变成了巨大的…… Ruby's all grown-up and turned into a giant...
嘘嘘 别这么大声 Shh, shh, shh. Not so loud.
-快来 -喔 Come on. Whoa.
我看你上半身还是很有劲啊 I see you still got that upper body strength, huh?
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
布里尔 你来干什么 What are you doing here, Brill?
我们感觉到了脉冲 We felt the pulse.
所以妈妈知道了？ So Mom knows?
呃 是的 Uh, yeah.
她让我来找露比 She sent me to get Ruby.
正因如此 她才不该下海 This is exactly why she wasn't supposed to go into the ocean.
那你为什么要住在海边 Uh, then why would you live next to it?
-我们要保持湿润 -咦 湿润 We needed to stay moist. Ew. Moist.
她在哪儿 她在哪儿 Where is she? Where is she?
-我得把她藏起来 -哇哦 I need to hide her. Whoa.
但愿你藏得起来 Good luck hiding that.
哦 不 Oh, no.
-哇 -布里尔 待在车上 Wow... Brill, stay.
露比·吉尔曼 给我过来 Ruby Gillman, come out here.
我们现在得带你回家 We need to get you home right now.
可是…… But...
我是个怪物 I'm a... a monster.
哦 宝贝 你不是怪物 Oh, honey, you're not a monster.
完全不沾边 Not even close.
我不想大喊大叫 能好好聊聊吗 I don't want to yell. Can we just talk?
拜托 和我聊聊 Please, just... just talk to me.
嘿 这是我的乖女儿 Hey, there's my girl.
请别生气 我应该听你的 Please don't be mad. I should have listened to you.
但我还是 But I kind of
-下了海 -下了海 went into the ocean. Went into the ocean?
我知道 但现在我只想保证你的安全 I know. But right now I just want to keep you safe, honey,
那表示我要带你回家 and that means getting you home.
妈妈 看看我 Mom, look at me.
我都进不去房子了 I won't even fit inside our house anymore.
-妈妈 -嘿 Mom. Hey.
嘿 嘿 嘘 Hey, hey. Shh.
你会再次变小的 只是需要点时间 You'll get small again. It just takes a little time.
我就在这 我会等着你 I'm here. I'll wait with you.
我哪儿也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
我真的很高兴有你在 妈妈 I'm really glad you're here, Mom.
你还记得你在海滩上发现了一条鲸鱼吗 Do you remember when you found that whale on the beach?
你是说克拉伦斯·韦弗顿 You mean Clarence J. Whifferton?
我怎么会忘呢 How could I forget?
克拉伦斯·韦弗顿 Clarence J. Whifferton.
你拿着水管给它浇了七个小时 You stood next to him with a hose for seven hours
直到潮水回来 until the tide came back in.
没错 Oh, yeah.
我问你我能不能养着它 I asked you if I could keep him.
我们能把它放在哪里 Where would we even have put him?
我们有水管 有车库 We had a hose. A garage.
拜托 我会照顾它的 Come on. I would have taken care of him.
我知道你会 I know you would have.
太好了 我正常了 Yes. I'm normal.
几乎正常了 谢谢 Well, almost normal. Thank you.
相信我 不会有事的 Trust me, it's gonna be okay.
哦 Aw...
我看你继承了你妈妈的臂力 Ooh, I see you got your mom's arm strength.
妈妈 这是怎么回事 Mom, what is happening?!
嘿 小可爱 怎么了 Hey, Tadpole. What's up?
我怎么知道 没人告诉我任何事 How would I know? No one tells me anything.
露比下海了 亚瑟 Ruby went into the ocean, Arthur.
-哦不 -你都没死吗 Oh, no! And you didn't die?
-死？ 她为什么会死 -哦不 Die? Why would she die? Oh, no.
-这家伙是谁 -这小孩是谁 Who's this guy? Who's this kid?
那是我们儿子 山姆 Uh, that's our son, Sam.
儿子？ 就是说 我又当舅舅了 Son? As in, I'm an uncle? Again?
我以前从未有过舅舅 I've never had an uncle before.
我以前也从未有过侄子 And I've never had a nephew before.
露比 深呼吸 Ruby, take a deep breath.
听我解释 Let me explain.
当你进入海洋时 就触发了…… You see, when you went in the ocean, it triggered...
就释放出…… Uh, it released...
海妖 The kraken!
布里尔的意思是 What Brill means
你变成了北海巨妖 is you turn into a giant kraken.
我知道这一时很难接受 露比 I know this is a lot to process, Ruby,
但你不是孤身一人 but you're not alone.
我也会变成北海巨妖 I turn into a giant kraken, too.
什么 What? What?
你知道？ You knew?
所以我是这玩意 So, I'm this?
默认的可怕海妖形象 The horrible stereotype of krakens
你说这是人类编造的 that you said humans made up.
-我被冒犯了 -它很畅销 I'm offended. -It sells.
关于我还有什么事是真的 妈妈 So what else is true about me, Mom?
我要拖沉船只吗 我要恐吓水手吗 Do I sink ships now? Do I terrorize sailors?
不 亲爱的 完全不用 No. No, honey. Not at all.
你一直都说我们在躲避怪物 All this time, you told me we were hiding from monsters,
结果我就是怪物 and it turns out I'm the monster.
你骗了我 You lied to me.
就把这当做小小的忽略吧 Think of it more as a tiny omission.
来吧 变成巨妖 我要录视频 Come on. Turn giant. I'm recording.
山姆 收起手机 Sam, put it away.
但这是史上最酷的事 But this is the coolest thing ever.
这一点都不酷 It is not cool.
我本来就有点怪了 但这个 I was already a little weird, but this?
-我都无法隐藏 -你可以的 I can't hide this. Yes, you can.
你不明白 妈妈 You don't get it, Mom.
每一天 我都努力不让人发现 Every single day, I make sure no one notices
我的不同之处 all the ways that I am different.
我用头发遮住鳃 I push my hair in front of my gills,
笔直站着 就像有脊椎一样 and I stand like I have a spine.
很艰难 但这个不可能藏得住 It's hard, but this is impossible.
不会 因为你能控制 露比 No, because you can control it, Ruby.
就像我这些年一样 Just like I have for all these years.
对 但你不用带着触手去上学 Yeah, but you didn't have to go to high school with tentacles.
我也有触手吗 Do I get tentacles, too?
抱歉 儿子 我们家只有女性才能变成巨妖 Sorry, son. Only the women in our family turn giant.
男性只能慢慢变老发福 The men just become older, rounder versions of ourselves.
不是很好 It's not great.
玛戈特：太戏剧了 特雷文：哇 图书馆 卧槽 玛戈特：你看到图书馆了吗 布丽丝：大报应 特雷文：怪物 玛格特：你说有怪物 好吓人
露比 听着 Ruby, listen.
海洋触发了变身 The ocean triggers the transformation.
如果你呆在陆地上 But if you stay on dry land,
你就能保持小体型 用双腿行走 you'll stay small and on two legs.
布丽丝：时间就在近期 特雷文：BOSS级怪物
真棒 学校的每个人都在谈论 Cool. Everyone at school is talking about the monster
破坏图书馆的怪物 that destroyed the library.
只要没人知道是你 我们就很安全 As long as no one figures out it was you, we're safe.
你的身体正在经历变化 Your body is going through changes.
就当是绽放吧 Think of it as blossoming.
呃 老爸 Ugh, Dad.
你的触手会分泌毒液吗 Do your tentacles ooze poison?
-山姆 -这是怎么发生的 Sam! How is this even happening right now?
只要你远离海洋…… As long as you stay out of the ocean...
你的身体是一朵鲜花 Your body is a flower.
-你会长出多余的手臂吗 -绽放 Do you grow any extra arms? Blossoming.
-女性很幸运 -一切都会恢复正常 Women are so lucky. Things will go back to normal.
你们能闭嘴吗 Can everyone just stop?!
爸爸 这不是好事 Dad, this isn't a good thing.
山姆 我要用触手勒死你 Sam, I'm going to strangle you with my tentacles.
还有妈妈 我不行 And, Mom, I can't.
我现在做不到 I just can't right now.
她忘了跟我说 Ah, she forgot to do me.
我都不认识你 I don't even know you!
为什么我们就不能聊聊呢 Well, why can't we just talk about it?
因为这并不重要 Because it doesn't matter.
小声点 布里尔 Keep it down, Brill.
老姐 如果我能找到你 Sis, if I could find you,
海洋的其他生物 then it's only a matter of time
找到你也只是时间问题 before the rest of the ocean can, too.
我自己能应付 I can handle this on my own.
回家去和她谈谈吧 Just come home and talk to her.
她想帮露比 She wants to help Ruby.
她从来不单纯的帮忙 不是吗 She never just helps, though, does she?
至少把真相告诉露比 At least tell Ruby the whole truth.
露比现在在陆地上生活 布里尔 Ruby's life is on land now, Brill.
我知道你是好意 但你得就此打住 I know you mean well, but you need to stop.
回家去 让我照顾我的女儿 Go home and let me take care of my daughter.
阿加…… Aggie...
不敢相信妈妈还对我有所隐瞒 I can't believe Mom is still hiding things from me.
尼西 你真是小天才 Nessie, you tiny genius.
那家伙藏不住话 That guy can't hide anything.
把它们放在冰上 Oh, put those on ice.
好主意 Good idea.
我可以为你两样都做 I can do both for you.
什么…… Wha...
关好门窗 Lock your doors!
海妖回来了 The kraken has returned!
布里尔 Brill?
他在哪里 Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
-布里尔 -走开 你们这些长毛的恶魔 Brill? Get off me, you feathery demons.
哎呀 你们这些长翅膀的蠢货 Ow! You winged dopes.
哎呀 嘿 嘿 Ow, hey, hey.
你自救吧 我已经来不及了 Save yourself. It's too late for me.
别管玉米热狗了 Forget the corn dog.
你看到了吗 它们抢走了我的棍子小吃 Did you see that? They took my stick snack.
布里尔舅舅 专心点 Uncle Brill, focus.
-我需要知道 -嗯嗯 I need to know. -Mm-hmm?
谁让你来的 Who sent you here?
嗯 不行 不行 Mmm. No. No, no, no. No.
请别问我 Please don't ask me things.
我这人守不住秘密 I'm so bad at keeping secrets.
去和你妈妈聊吧 Just talk to your mom.
-妈妈什么都不会告诉我 -我也不会 Mom won't tell me anything. Well, neither will I.
应该由她告诉你你外婆的事 She should be the one to tell you about your grandmother.
-我什么 -没什么 My what? Nothing.
我没说什么外婆 I didn't say grandmother. What?
我说的是外行 Uh, I said landlubber. Ahoy?
-我还有个外婆 -不是 不是 I have a grandmother? No, no, no.
拜托 别听我的 Please, uh, don't listen to me.
我不知道我在说啥 I don't know what I'm saying.
-我饿了 我之前受到创伤 -等等 I'm hungry, and I'm traumatized from before. Wait.
-那些鸟…… -如果我们家只有女性 It's the birds... If only the women in our family
才会变成海妖 turn into giant krakens,
那她也是海妖 then she's a giant kraken, too.
让事实证明一下 我做了保密的 Uh, let the record show I kept that part a secret.
-她在这里吗 -什么 没在 Is she here? What? No.
你外婆绝不会离开海洋 Your grandmother would never leave the ocean.
说真的 我不知道你妈这些年是怎么做到的 Honestly, I don't know how your mom did it all these years.
陆地就不适合海妖生活 Land is not built for a giant kraken.
-你说得对 -嗯 You're right. -Mm-hmm.
不适合 It's not.
我对当海妖一无所知 I don't know the first thing about being a giant kraken.
当把我蒙在鼓里并不公平 But it's not fair to keep me in the dark.
对 一点都不公平 Nope. Not at all.
我不能一直等待答案 I can't keep waiting for answers.
我要掌控自己的生活 I need to take control of my own life.
上吧 姑娘 You go, girl.
-我是海妖 -说得好 I'm a kraken. Preach.
如果我想知道答案 就只有一个人能帮我 And if I want answers, then there's only one person who can help me.
-你妈妈 -我外婆 Your mom. My grandmother.
对 不 等等 Yeah. No. What?
我不能让你这么做 I can't let you do that.
你妈会宰了我的 Your mom will kill me.
布里尔舅舅 Uncle Brill...
你比你想象的更有用 ...you have been more helpful than you can imagine.
这是我们15年来第一次拥抱 You know, this is the first hug we've had in 15 years.
那我真的很抱歉 Then I'm really sorry.
-为什么 -为这个 For what? This.
哦 棍子小吃 Oh! A stick snack.
救命啊 Help!
棍子小吃的伎俩很聪明 Real clever with the stick trick.
我得承认 不过…… 哇 I admit that, but... Whoa.
没错 很神奇 Yeah. It's kind of amazing.
所以我现在没办法 So, there's no way I'm getting you
让你离开水面了 是吧 out of the water now, is there?
好吧 跟我来 Well, follow me.
等等 布里尔舅舅 Wait, Uncle Brill.
克拉伦斯 Clarence?
克拉伦斯·韦弗顿 Clarence J. Whifferton.
我真高兴你活下来了 I'm so glad you made it.
谢谢你
你看上去很棒 You look great.
布里尔舅舅 在海里畅游 Uncle Brill, being in the ocean
比我想象的还要美妙 is more wonderful than anything I could imagine.
接下来只会越来越棒 It only gets better from here.
哇哦 Whoa, oh.
哇 Wow.
太狂野了 That was wild.
欢迎来到海妖王国 Welcome to the Kingdom of the Krakens.
哇哦 Whoa.
我知道你在想什么 Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
有点豪华过头了 It's a little over the top.
但你知道皇家贵族 But you know royals.
皇家贵族 Royals?
你是说我外婆是…… You mean my grandmother's a...
女王 A queen!
武士女王 A warrior queen,
终极贵族 Ultimate Lordess,
七海的统治者 Ruler of the Seven Seas,
等等 等等 et cetera, et cetera.
让我抱抱 Give me a hug.
抱得真紧 So tight.
-哦 -现在不行 布里尔 Oh. Not now, Brill.
现在是露比的时间 It's Ruby's time now.
你说过你不会介意的 You said you'd be okay with it, huh?
当然了 妈妈 Of course, Mamah.
我没那么缺抱抱 I'm not that needy, so...
真不敢相信你是我外婆 I can't believe you're my grandmother.
请叫我外婆大大 Please, call me Grandmamah.
你似乎对将军的威严 You seem surprised by the level
和皇家的辉煌感到惊讶 of general majesty and royal splendor.
我绝对没想到女王的事 I definitely wasn't expecting the whole queen thing.
你妈从没告诉过你你是皇室成员吗 Your mother never told you you were royalty?
我想这又是一个小小的忽略 I guess it was another tiny omission.
小小的忽略 Tiny omission?!
阿加莎 Agatha!
别担心 我在做心理治疗 Don't worry. I go to therapy now.
我在周三和周五去看了一条聪明的锤头鲨 I see a wise hammerhead shark on Wednesdays and Fridays,
然后发泄了愤怒 and I've let my rage go.
走开 愤怒 Away, rage.
啊 小饼干 Ah, cookies.
请自便 露比 Help yourself, Ruby.
嗯 真好吃 Mmm. They're really... they're really good.
有点软了 A little mushy.
我让别人给我做的 I made someone make them myself.
现在 跟你外婆大大说说 Now, talk to your grandmamah.
全部都告诉我 Tell me everything.
和通体长毛的生物一起生活是不是很可怕 Was it horrible living among the hairy crust dwellers?
你是指人类吗 You mean people?
就连这个词都让我发抖 Even the word makes my tentacles squirm.
人类其实蛮好的 People are kinda nice, actually.
我有一些朋友 I have a couple of friends.
我邀请了一个男生去舞会 I asked a boy to prom,
但你知道 进行得不太顺利 but, you know, it... it did not go great.
亲爱的 你可以把这些都抛之脑后 Well, deary, you can put all that behind you.
你生来就是为了更大的事业 You're made for bigger things.
跟我来 Come with me.
我看到她了 是露比 I see her. It's Ruby.
哇哦 是露比 Whoa. It's Ruby.
是她 看啊 是公主 It's her. Look, it's the princess.
真的是她吗 Is this actually her?
啊 谢谢你 Aw. Thank you.
那是露比吗 Is that Ruby?
快看啊 是她 Look, look. It's her.
她真漂亮 She's so pretty.
嗨 露比 Hi, Ruby.
海妖同胞们 Fellow krakens,
我的外孙女终于来了 here at last is my granddaughter.
时隔15年 After 15 years,
露比公主终于回到家 Princess Ruby has finally returned home
来做我的接班人 to be my successor.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我要做什么 I'm gonna be a, a what now?
露比 你是公主 Ruby, you're a princess.
向大家致词 Address the crowd.
我觉得…… I think...
我要恐慌发作了 I am having a panic attack!
恐慌发作 Panic attack!
所以外婆…… So, Grandma...
啊 “外婆大大” Uh, "Grandmamah."
第二个“大”字音调要上升 It goes up on the second "mah."
哦 抱歉 外婆大大 Oh, sorry. Um, Grandmamah,
你找错人了 um, you have the wrong person.
我只是露比·吉尔曼 普通的青少年 I'm just Ruby Gillman, normal teenager.
谁说你普通了 Normal according to who?
我们家族的女性 The women in our family
被赋予了强大的力量 have been gifted the mighty power
成为北海巨妖 to turn into giant kraken.
你是世界上仅有的三大海妖之一 露比 You are only one of three giant krakens on this Earth, Ruby.
我们必须保护海洋及其生物 We must protect the ocean and its creatures.
但很多怪物觊觎我们的地位 But many monsters have coveted our position
试图为自己夺取王位 and have tried to seize the throne for themselves.
吹牛警报 他们从来没成功过 Brag alert, they never succeeded.
利维坦 The Leviathan,
海坊主 Umibozu,
还有他们中最渴望权力和最危险的…… and the most power-hungry and dangerous of them all...
美人鱼 The mermaid?
对 美人鱼 Yes, the mermaid!
但人类喜欢美人鱼 But people love mermaids.
他们当然喜欢了 Of course they do.
人类都没脑子 People are stupid.
美人鱼是自私 虚荣的自恋狂 Mermaids are selfish, vain narcissists
顶着平平无奇的头发 with mediocre hair,
她们的女王尼莉莎是最坏的 and their queen, Nerissa, the worst of them all.
她想控制海洋 She wanted to control the ocean
逼迫海洋里的生物只听命于她 and force its creatures to serve her and her alone.
通常情况下 美人鱼不是我们海妖的对手 Normally, mermaids would be no match for us giant kraken--
犹如螳臂当车 much too puny--
但她们的女王找到了一件古老的武器 but their queen found an ancient weapon,
海神的三叉戟 the Trident of Oceanus.
唯一能打败海妖的武器 The only weapon powerful enough to defeat a giant kraken.
我们组成了对抗她的前线 We formed the front lines against her,
为此…… and for that...
我们伤亡惨重 ...we paid a terrible price.
坦白说 我们差点就全军覆没了 Frankly, I suppose we'd all be kelp toast
多亏了你妈妈 if it wasn't for your mother.
不可能 No way.
那是我妈？ That's my mom?
她真有这么酷吗 Was she actually cool?
她是我们最伟大的战士 She was our greatest warrior.
不必多问 我把一切都教给了她 I mean, of course she was. I taught her everything I know.
她与美人鱼暴君进行了一场大战 She engaged in a great battle with the tyrant mermaid
夺走了三叉戟 and wrested away the Trident.
我称之为她的“女王时刻” I called it her "queen-making moment."
十分光荣 It was glorious.
尼莉莎狼狈而逃 Nerissa fled in disgrace.
我们有机会永远消灭美人鱼 We had a chance to crush the mermaids forever,
但你妈妈做了难以理解的事 but your mother did the unfathomable.
她藏起了三叉戟 She hid the Trident away,
离开了她的王国 离开了她的同类 left her kingdom, left her kind,
跑去扮演人类 all to play human?
哇哦 Whoa.
你有激光眼 You have laser eyes?
这是带电的生物发光 Well, it's electrically charged bioluminescence,
但没错 它们确实有很大的冲击力 but, yeah, they do pack a wallop.
你也有这种能力 You have the powers, too, you know.
除了在超级尴尬的时刻变大 Besides growing big at super awkward moments?
你很特别 露比 You're special, Ruby.
你在你的内心深处感受到它 You feel it in the core of your being.
让我教你 Let me teach you.
但我妈说只要我远离海洋 But my mom told me that if I stay out of the ocean,
我就不会变成…… I won't turn into a...
北海巨妖吗 A giant kraken?
你并不是变成海妖的人类 You are not a human who turns into a kraken.
而是伪装成人类的海妖 You're a kraken hiding as a human.
一旦你知道自己的能力 Once you know what you're capable of,
你就会想成为下一个海妖女王 you'll want to be the next kraken queen.
这是你与生俱来的权利 It's your birthright.
尽你所能去战斗 随心所欲去战斗 And fight as you might, fight as you will,
你永远无法战胜你的命运 you can never outswim your destiny.
我不知道 外婆大大 I don't know, Grandmamah.
我喜欢数学和康纳 I like math and Connor.
你知道 青春期的东西 You know, teen stuff.
很好 Very well.
我喜欢和你共度这段时光 露比 I loved spending this time with you, Ruby.
我也是 Me, too.
谢谢你告诉我真相 Thank you for telling me the truth.
期待我们再次相见 Until we meet again.
等等 你就这么让她走吗 Wait. You're just gonna let her go?
她会回来的 She'll be back.
海妖永远会回应呼唤 A kraken always answers the call.
你也是这么说阿加莎的 That's what you said about Agatha.
再见 克拉伦斯 Bye, Clarence.
海妖 Kraken ahoy!
戴维 左满舵 全速前进 Davey, hard to port. Full power!
游吧 游吧 美人 Fly. Fly, me beauties.
什么 Wha...
让我仔细看看你 Let's get a closer look at ya.
激光眼 发射 Laser eyes, go!
激光眼 Laser eyes?
稳住她 戴维 Hold her steady, Davey.
是烦人的金枪鱼吗 Bit of a spicy tuna, aren't ya?
-等等 那是…… -新来的女孩 Wait. Is that...? The new girl.
天啊 嘿 Oh, my gosh. Hey.
切尔西 你怎么会在下面 Chelsea? H-How are you even down here?
因为我是一条旋转跳跃的美人鱼 Because I'm a motherflippin' mermaid.
我想我欠你一次水下救援 I figured I owed you an underwater rescue
因为我差不多完全得到了你的信任 since I kinda, sorta, 100% got credit for yours.
戈登特餐时间到了 Time for the Gordon special.
惊喜 是个炸弹 Surprise. It's a bomb!
我们应该闪了 或者等死 你决定吧 We should get going or, like, die. Your call.
别说了 戴维 Don't say it, Davey.
你老爱唱反调 You're such a naysayer.
好吧 Okay.
我还是不敢相信你是…… I still can't believe you're a...
长鳍的青少年？变成人的鱼？ A ten with a fin? A fish come true?
美人鱼？ A mermaid?
我不敢相信我终于有一个可以 Ooh, I can't believe I can finally have a friend
分享秘密的朋友了 to share things with.
一个超级海女闺蜜 A super sea-girl bestie.
听着 切尔西 谢谢你刚才救了我 Look, Chelsea, thanks for what you did back there,
但今天我一开始以为我最大的问题是舞会 but I started this day thinking that my biggest issue was prom.
而现在 我有很多事情要消化 And now, I got a whole lot more going on.
所以我需要回家 So I just need to go home,
好好睡一觉 假装这一天从未发生过 get some sleep and pretend this day never happened.
听着 我只是觉得我们有很多共同点 Look, I just thought we had a lot in common,
但如果你对此不满意 那就再见吧 but if you're gonna be salty about it, then bye-bye.
好的 露比 你可以的 Okay, Ruby, you got this.
你只需去到学校 You just need to make it to school
普普通通地过一天 and have a completely, totally ordinary day.
嗯 Huh?
亲爱的 Honey,
你不能再自责了 you've gotta stop beating yourself up.
哦 亚瑟 Oh, Arthur.
我不敢相信我没有早点告诉她这些 I can't believe I didn't tell her any of this sooner.
我在想什么啊 I mean, what was I thinking?
你想保护她 You were thinking about protecting her,
一如既往 like you always have.
万一她辍学了呢 What if she drops out of school?
万一她找不到工作 像我一样离家出走了呢 I mean, what if she doesn't get a job and runs away like I did?
万一她像我恨我妈一样恨我呢 What if she hates me like I hate my mom?
这简直是山体滑坡 亚瑟 It's a slippery slope, Arthur.
恨这个词太强烈了 Hate's a strong word.
而且她是爱你的 And she loves you.
她不会离家出走 She'll never run away.
这也太打我脸了 Huh. This doesn't help my case.
露比 嘿 你感觉怎么样 Ruby, hey. How are you feeling?
睡得好吗 一切都恢复正常了吗 Did you sleep okay? Everything back to normal?
是的 完全正常 Yeah. Mm-hmm. Totally fine.
你确定吗 你看着有点脸红 Are you sure? Oh, you look a little flushed.
妈妈 我没事 真的 Mom, I'm fine. Really.
露比 你的气息是海水的味道吗 Ruby, is that salt water on your breath?
海水 什么呀 Salt water? What?
不是 我真的要走了 No. I really gotta go.
好的 如果你想聊聊 Good. Okay. Well, if you do want to talk,
我随时奉陪 I'll be right here.
我只是想让你知道 I just... I just really want you to know
你永远不必对我有所隐瞒 that you never have to hide things from me.
-哼 就像你吗 -你说什么 Hmm, like you? What did you say, honey?
没什么 再见 妈妈 Nothing. Bye, Mom.
爱你哦 做出好的选择 Love you. Make good choices.
它摧毁了《浪漫僵尸》小说区 It destroyed the YA Zombie Romance section.
《浪漫僵尸》小说区 The YA Zombie Romance section!
-艾瑞克 -在 Eric. Yeah.
-看下这个 -非小说类吗 Take a look at this. Nonfiction?
妈妈 我改主意了 Mom, I changed my mind.
我想再次在家上学 I want to be homeschooled again.
反正我也不喜欢那个图书馆 I never liked that library anyway.
我们有图书馆吗 We have a library?
哥斯拉都是那玩意的手下败将 Godzilla could not beat that thing in a fight.
出现了一个来自深海的触手怪 我还应该去学数学？ A tentacled freak from the deep shows up, and I'm supposed to learn math?
真恶心 So gross.
你在这啊 There you are!
你昨晚怎么不回我们的信息 Why'd you stop answering our texts last night?
我担心那个怪物把你抓了 I was worried that monster got to you.
我用杜松木为我们每人雕了一个哨子 I carved us each a whistle out of juniper wood.
吹响它 可以给你宝贵的几秒钟 Blowing it could give you precious seconds
让你逃命 to abscond with your lives.
真赞 众所周知 Sick. Juniper wood has been known
杜松木有击败海妖的力量 to have kraken-defeating powers.
什么 海妖 What? Kraken?
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
每个人都知道海妖不是真的 Ev-Everyone knows that krakens aren't real, so...
注意看 情节反转 Behold, a plot twist.
15年前 你们都嘲笑我 15 years ago, you all laughed at me.
抱歉 没说你 戴维 Sorry. Not you, Davey.
你是对的 你一直相信我 You're right, you always believed me.
但我现在终于有证据证明海妖的存在了 But now I finally have proof that krakens exist.
你们很多人问我养胡子的秘诀 A lot of you have been asking about my beard regimen.
海妖 Kraken!
是海妖 她回来了 Kraken ahoy! She's back!
她来找我了 Oh, she's coming for me.
戴维 去拿图像电话 Davey, get the picturephone.
你看到了吗 Do you see it?
有了你们的帮助 我们将曝光这个 With your help, we will drag this abomination
可憎的怪物 最终揭示它的庐山真面目 into the light and finally reveal what it truly is.
忍不住支持这家伙 Can't help but root for that guy.
巨大的黑暗从深处升起 要侵吞我们所有人 A great darkness has risen from the depths to claim us all.
这一次 她不是乌鸦嘴了 And this time, she is not catastrophizing.
这可是怪人戈登 I mean, this is wacky Gordon.
不能把他的话当真 You can't take him seriously.
他才只有十个粉丝 He only has, like, ten subscribers.
-目前而已 -啊 For now. Huh?
特雷文在他所有的社交平台上分享了视频 Trevin is sharing it across all of his socials.
-他做了什么 -你没听说过我的频道吗 He's what? What? You've never heard of my channel?
很多人看我的游戏直播 A lot of people watch my gaming live streams.
很多是多少 How many is a lot?
大约十四万 About a hundred and forty... thousand.
发布视频 And... video posted.
-现在永久上传了 -等等 There, it's out there forever now. Wait.
海妖 海妖 是海妖 Kraken! Kraken! Kraken ahoy!
你敢信吗 Dude, can you believe it?
-海妖 海妖 -那个老船夫说得没错 Kraken! Kraken! That old boat dude was right.
-是海妖 -那东西确实是个怪物 Kraken ahoy! That thing is legit a monster.
一个真实存在的怪物 A real-life monster.
露比 呼叫露比 Ruby? Cue Ruby.
布丽丝 拿嗅盐来 Bliss, get the smelling salts.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
你忘了拿哨子 You forgot your whistle!
海妖 海妖 Kraken! Kraken!
是海妖 Kraken ahoy!
海妖 海妖 Kraken! Kraken!
-是海妖 -禁止在走廊奔跑 Kraken ahoy! No running in the halls.
有海妖四处乱窜 With a kraken running loose,
你需要一个保镖 you could use a bodyguard.
你真贴心 Aw, you're sweet.
怪物可能潜伏在 The monster could be lurking
任何一个角落 around any corner.
我会为你挺身而出 I'd fight it for you.
切尔西 Chelsea?
我能和你谈谈吗 Can I talk to you?
好的 所有人出去 Okay, everyone out.
私人谈话时间 再见 Private talk time. Bye.
所以 什么事 So, what's up?
切尔西 关于昨晚 我很抱歉…… Chelsea, about last night, I am sorry that I ran...
哦 道歉太老套了 Oh. Apologies are so corny.
直接跳到你告诉我一切的部分 Just skip to the part where you tell me everything.
听着 我…… Look, I...
你才来陆地一天 就已经适应了 You are here on land one day, and you already fit in.
我一生都在这里 但仍然觉得自己像个怪胎 I've been here all of my life, and I still feel like a freak.
我只想成为露比·吉尔曼 普通的青少年 I-I just want to be Ruby Gillman, normal teenager.
哦 那有什么意思呢 Oh, boo. Where's the fun in that?
露比 你是北海巨妖 Ruby, you're a giant kraken.
你不觉得你的目标可以比“普通的青少年” Don't you think you could aim a little bit higher
更高一点吗 than "normal teenager"?
哦 我可爱松软的小鱼人 Oh, my cute little, floppy, baby guppy girl.
你知道你需要什么吗 You know what you need?
亮丽的秀发和美人鱼尾巴 Great hair and a mermaid tail?
不是 但那也有帮助 No, but it would help.
露比·吉尔曼 你需要的是 What you need, Ruby Gillman,
看看你的生活能有多美好 is to see how great your life could be.
你需要一个超级海女逃学日 You need a super sea-girl ditch day!
好吧 我们行动吧 Okay. Let's do it.
耶 Yay!
离毕业舞会只有四天了 Just four more days until prom,
步入成年的苦差生涯 the last evening of joy
之前的最后一个欢乐夜 before entering the drudgery of adulthood.
今天太棒了 This day's been amazing.
七小时畅游了七大海 I mean, seven seas in seven hours?
不要让我开始说《海洋生物学家季刊》 And don't get me started about how wrong they got
对水晶水母的介绍错得有多离谱 the crystal jellyfish in the Marine Biologist Quarterly.
抱歉 我是不是太古怪了 Sorry. Am I geeking out too much?
没有 No.
我还是不敢相信你妈对你隐瞒了这一切 I still can't believe your mom hid all of this from you.
“躲藏即生存” "Hiding is surviving."
这是吉尔曼家族的座右铭 That's the Gillman family motto.
座右铭都很蠢 这是我的座右铭 Mottoes are stupid. That's my motto.
我讨厌躲藏 I hate hiding.
但你在学校出名了 But you're crushing it at school.
大家都喜欢你 Everyone loves you.
你确实什么都有 You really do have everything.
不 我没有 No, I don't.
自从三叉戟之战以来 Ever since the Battle of the Trident,
我们所有的美人鱼一直东躲西藏 all us mermaids have been in hiding.
我再也无法忍受 I couldn't take it anymore.
我感觉被困了 所以我逃走了 I felt trapped, so I ran away.
但我最终来到海滨高中时 我很孤单 But when I ended up at Oceanside High, I was alone.
没人能看到真实的我 No one could see the real me.
然后我找到了你 我的超级海女闺蜜 And then I found you, my super sea-girl bestie,
现在世上一切都顺心如意 and now everything is right in the world.
如果不是这场美人鱼海妖大战 If it wasn't for this whole mermaid versus kraken war,
我和你可以一直这么自由 you and I could be this free all the time.
当然了 Oh, sure. Yeah.
但两个少女无法修正历史 But, I mean, two teenage girls can't fix history.
等等 成为数学狂的第一条规则是什么 Wait. What's the first rule of being a mathlete?
绝不谈论成为数学狂 Hmm. Never talk about being a mathlete?
不是 我们必须评估这个问题 No. We have to evaluate the problem.
切尔西 拜托 Chelsea, come on.
一定有办法结束这场战争 There must be some way to end this war
这样你就不必再躲着海妖 so you won't have to hide from the krakens
我也不必成为预言中种族间仇杀的 and I won't have to become a prophesied princess warrior of an interspecies vendetta.
公主战士 of an interspecies vendetta.
好吧 确实有个办法 Well, there is one way.
切尔西·范德齐和露比·吉尔曼二人组 Chelsea Van Der Zee and Ruby Gillman save the seas
通过找到海神三叉戟 拯救海洋 by finding the Trident of Oceanus.
就是我外婆痴迷的那个大叉子吗 That giant fork my grandma's so obsessed with?
是的 三叉戟 跟上我 Yes. The Trident. Stay with me.
一旦我们拿到三叉戟 Once we have the Trident,
我们就可以证明不再需要战争 we can show that there doesn't have to be a war anymore.
它可以是和平的象征 It can be a symbol of peace.
我外婆就不用训练我去打仗了 Then my grandmother wouldn't have to train me for battle.
我可以在海洋和陆地活出真正的自我 I can live in the ocean and on land as the real me.
不再斗争 No more fighting.
美人鱼也不用再生活在恐惧之中 And the mermaids wouldn't have to live in fear anymore.
不再躲藏 No more hiding.
-不斗争 -不躲藏 No fighting. No hiding.
不斗争 不躲藏 No fighting! No hiding! No fighting! No hiding!
我对烧烤很紧张 I'm nervous about the barbecue.
哦 卡罗尔 拜托 Oh, Carol, come on.
没人知道图书馆到底发生了什么 No one knows what happened exactly to the library.
山姆 饭桌上不准戴耳机 Sam, no headphones at the table.
-完全没了 -可能是煤气泄漏 It's completely gone. It could have been a gas leak.
相信我 你的买家会喜欢海滨的宁静 Trust me, your buyers are gonna love Oceanside's tranquility.
随着越来越多的目击者 Tranquility has turned to terror
报告说见到了北海巨妖 here in Oceanside as more and more witnesses
海滨的宁静变成了恐怖 report having seen the giant kraken.
咚咚 是谁呀 Knock, knock. Who's there?
是布里尔舅舅 我已经进来了 It's Uncle Brill. I'm already inside.
哦 别介意我吃点 Ooh, don't mind if I do.
稍等一下 卡罗尔 Just one second, Carol.
你来干什么 What are you doing here?
当我空手而归时 妈妈大发雷霆 When I came back empty-handed, Mom hit the roof.
我需要找个地方待着 等她冷静下来 I need a place to crash till she cools down.
几个月 或几年 A few months, a couple years.
最多一个世纪 Century, tops.
额 大事不妙了 Um, hon, uh, this isn't good.
在我身旁的是戈登·灯塔船长 I'm here with Captain Gordon Lighthouse.
灯塔先生 据说你看到了…… Now, Mr. Lighthouse, you allegedly claim to have seen...
死神的面孔 The face of death!
据称如此 Allegedly.
-┗|｀O′|┛ 嗷~~ -你走开 Ow, ow, ow. Ow. You out there,
我需要身体健全的男人 女人或儿童 I need any able-bodied man, woman or child
-来充当船员 -滚开 嗷 to help crew my vessel... Get off. Ow! Ooh.
抓捕海妖 ...and capture the kraken!
这家伙好可怕 That guy's terrifying,
我和一个军阀住在一起 and I live with a warlord.
阿加 他拍到她了 Aggie, he's got her on video.
阿加莎 你还在吗 出什么事了 Agatha, are you still there? What's going on?
没事 No, it's nothing.
周六把你的买家带来 Bring your buyers Saturday.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
-又是那副表情 -她又想逼我们 She's got that look. The one where she wants us
做我们不情愿的事 to do something we don't want to do.
我一生都在寻找海妖 I've been searching for kraken me entire life.
我为此付出了沉重的代价 And it cost me dearly.
好吧 没错 Oh, fine, yes.
但如果我不是为了找海妖 But if it wasn't for the kraken,
我就不会买船 如果没有买船 I wouldn't have bought the boat, and without the boat,
我就不会抵押房子 如果我不抵押房子 I wouldn't have mortgaged my house, and if I didn't mortgage my house,
塔米就不会离我而去 Tammy wouldn't have left me.
感同身受 Huh. Been there.
我们还在谈论海妖吗 Are we still talking about krakens?
戈登 如果它是从海里来的 那我就是你要找的人 Gordon, if it's from the ocean, I'm your man.
我能驾驭这个宝贝 没问题的 And I can wield this baby, no problem.
他知道这东西只能由 He knows this should only be handled
负责的成年人使用 by a responsible adult.
-尖尖的 -你是什么人 Ooh, pointy. And who might you be?
我叫布里尔 生在土里 活在土里 Name's Brill. Born of the dirt, live in the dirt,
也将埋在土里 不喜欢水 will be buried in the dirt. Don't like water.
我们叫他水桶头 We call him Buckethead.
他不太灵光 但他能抗很多伤 He's not too bright, but he can take a lot of punishment.
挺不错的 Impressive.
你们被录用了 You're hired!
水桶头 跟我来 Buckethead, you're with me.
现在别犯傻 戴维 Ah, now, don't be jelly, Davey.
哇哦 Whoa.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
深海之井 The Well of Seas.
所有海洋能量的源泉 The source of all the ocean's energy.
你妈妈就是把三叉戟藏在了这里 That's where your mother hid the Trident of Oceanus.
是吗 你怎么知道的 She did? How did you know that?
因为她是从我妈妈美人鱼女王那里夺去的 Because she took it from my mother, the mermaid queen,
然后藏在了这里 and hid it in there.
我妈妈为了拿回它丧生了 My mom died trying to get it back.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
不是你的错 It's not your fault.
她们是敌人 They were enemies.
那我们该怎么拿到它 So how are we supposed to get it?
每道水流都有自己的力量和能量 Each current has its own force, its own power.
你必须游过所有的水流 You have to swim through all of the currents
到达藏着三叉戟的中心 to get to the center where the Trident is hidden.
只有北海巨妖能幸存下来 Only a giant kraken can survive it.
必须由你去 露比 It has to be you, Ruby.
好的 Okay.
这只是一座水下死亡火山 It's just an underwater volcano of death.
所以第一步 评估问题 Evaluate the problem.
好的 问题很严重 Okay. The problem is bad.
相当严重 It's really bad.
我们可能需要一些帮助 Uh, we might need some help.
露比 真让人意外 Ruby. Oh, what a surprise.
教我如何使用我的能力 Show me how to use my powers.
我还以为你不会问呢 Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
好的 我们从哪开始 Okay, where do we start?
-激光眼吗 -在你穿越海洋之前 Laser eyes? Before you fly through the ocean,
你必须先学会游泳 you must first learn to swim.
你知道我游泳技术一流 You know my swimming is pretty good,
所以我也许可以跳过 so maybe I could skip ahead
直接教我发射激光眼 and we could unleash my laser eyes.
biu biu biu Pew, pew. Pew, pew.
你必须接受你的海妖形态 You must accept your "kraken-ness"
把你的陆地习惯抛在身后 and leave your land self behind.
喔 Uh, whoa.
耶 Yay!
海妖最大的武器…… A giant kraken's greatest weapon...
激光眼 Laser eyes?
不是 是我们的力量 No. It's our strength.
无论内在 还是外在 Both inner and outer.
嗯 Mmm.
现在你可以说了 Now you can say it.
激光眼 Laser eyes.
首先要召唤你的激愤 The first step is to summon your passionate fury.
激愤 比如上课前我的储物柜卡住了 Passionate fury? Like when my locker jams right before class.
再愤怒一点 Dig deeper.
我朋友为了舞会抛弃了我 My friends ditching me for prom.
再愤怒点 Deeper.
我妈当着我的面撒谎 When my mom lies to my face!
怎么停下来 How do you shut them off?
你们看见露比了吗 Have you guys seen Ruby?
没有 No, not really.
哇瑟 一朵玫瑰 Gasp. A rose.
露比 我看到你的雄心和海洋一样大 Ruby, I see in you a heart as big as the ocean.
亲爱的 厚实的皮肤是女王的终极防御 Honey, a thick skin is a queen's ultimate defense.
身体盔甲 Body armor.
哇 这几乎比激光眼还酷 Whoa. That's almost cooler than laser eyes.
几乎 Almost.
海妖 海妖 Kraken! Kraken!
海妖 是海妖 Kraken! Kraken ahoy!
嘿 Hey.
露比 我们一直在到处找你 Ruby? We have been looking all over for you.
团结小分队到此为止 So much for squad solidarity.
出现了一个来自深海的触手怪 A freak from the deep shows up,
我还应该去学数学？ and I'm supposed to learn math?
你是伪装成人类的海妖 You're a kraken hiding as a human.
如果你呆在陆地上 就能保持小体型 If you stay on dry land, you'll stay small.
那玩意是个怪物 That thing is a monster.
一个真实存在的怪物 A real-life monster.
喔 Whoa!
所以 你能拿到吗 So... can you get it?
我就差一点了 我能看到它 I was so close. I could see it.
那你妈妈是怎么做到的 Well, then how did your mom make it through?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我想我将不得不做一些 But I guess I'll have to do something
我从未想过会做的事 I never thought I'd do.
什么事 What's that?
向我妈寻求建议 Ask my mom for advice.
从前有一艘船出海去 There once was a ship that put to sea
这艘船的名字叫茶比利 The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
狂风呼啸…… The wind blew up...
啊 下面怎么回事 Argh! What is going on down there?
首先 你烧坏了我的引擎 First, you burned out me engines.
然后你堵住了我的舱底泵 Then you clogged up my bilge pump.
现在我们又偏离了航线几个小时 And now we've been off course for hours.
我的海妖究竟在哪里 Now, where is my kraken?
是海妖 Kraken ahoy.
-山姆 是暗号 该行动了 -明白 Sam, that's our signal. It's go time. Got it.
戴维 放音乐 Davey, cue music!
这次你逃不掉了 There'll be no escaping this time!
哇哦 戈登 你成功了 Wow. Gordon, you did it.
你杀了野兽 You've slayed the beast!
这就是你的证据 海妖宝宝 And here's your proof, the kraken's baby itself.
但这也太小了 But it's so tiny.
当心 Careful.
宝宝才是最致命的 The babies are the most deadly.
致命？ Deadly?
但它看起来很可爱 But it looks almost, uh, cute.
啊 戴维 戴维 Ah, Davey! Davey!
哦 不 Oh, no.
别杀我 Don't kill me.
求你别杀我 海妖怪物 Oh, please don't kill me, kraken monster!
我做到了 Oh, I did it.
我从海妖宝宝的致命袭击中幸存了下来 I survived a deadly kraken baby attack.
终于 我得到了证据 Oh, finally, I've got my proof.
现在不想和我离婚了吧 塔米 Wouldn't want to divorce me now, would ya, Tammy?
小水手 拍张照 Cabin boy, take a picture.
这是给我所有的小黑子的 This is for all my haters.
我们成功了
你们的一星评价毫无意义 Your one-star reviews mean nothing.
干得好
船员们 我们要来一首欢庆的海上圣歌 Boys, this calls for a celebratory sea chantey.
你唱低音 我唱高音 You go low. I'll go high.
尼西 你真是个小天才 Nessie, you tiny genius.
要见你妈妈我好紧张啊 Ooh, I'm so nervous to meet your mom.
她一眼就能看出我是美人鱼 She's gonna know that I'm a mermaid right away.
我的头发怎么样 感觉好像卷起来了 How's my hair? Feels like it's frizzing up,
你不能相信一个卷毛 露比 and you can't trust a person with frizz, Ruby.
切尔西 你是我的超级海女闺蜜 Chelsea, you're my super sea-girl bestie.
不会有事的 It's gonna be fine.
不斗争 不躲藏 No fighting. No hiding.
要棍子小吃吗 A stick snack?
要棍子小吃吗 拿根棍子小吃 A stick snack? Get your stick snack.
要我给你根棍子小吃吗 Can I offer you a stick snack?
他要一根吗 她要一根吗 Stick snack for he? Stick snack for she?
嘿 盖里 一定要去看看泳池房 Hey, Gary. Make sure you check out the pool house.
阿加莎 你说得对 我在瞎担心什么啊 Oh, Agatha, you were right. What was I ever worried about?
我就说嘛 卡罗尔 这地方最适合养家了 I told you, Carol. There's no better place to raise a family.
恕我失陪 Now, if you'll excuse me.
露比 你在哪里 我们都在烧烤派对 你在路上了吗
她来了 There she is.
阿加 我真为你感到骄傲 Aggie, I'm so proud of you.
这就是你这些年一直努力的回报 This is everything you've worked for all these years.
要是没有我的海妖船员 Well, I couldn't have done it without my...
我也做不到啊 kraken crew.
你有没有听到…… Say, have you heard from...
露比 嘿 陌生人 Ruby. Hey, stranger.
我就知道你会来的 I knew you'd make it.
妈妈 我要和你商量件大事 Mom, I need to talk to you about something big.
是关于舞会的吗 因为…… Is it about prom? Because...
不是 虽然那也是大事 但不是这件 No. And yes. But no.
这件事比舞会重要得多 It's about something so much more than prom.
海洋 和平 幸福 The ocean. Peace. Happiness.
我们的目标和你的一样 We want all the same stuff you wanted,
我们想好了计划 and we have a plan.
-但需要你的帮忙 -我们？ But we need your help. We?
我想让你见见我的超级海女闺蜜 切尔西 I want you to meet my super sea-girl bestie, Chelsea.
到底怎么回事 露比 What is going on, Ruby?
在你抓狂之前先说一声 她是美人鱼 Before you freak out, she is a mermaid,
但你会喜欢她的 but you're gonna love her.
进屋 现在 Inside. Now.
露比 你得听我说 Ruby, you have to listen to me.
你不知道你所处的危险 You don't understand the danger you're in.
我们就是因为一条美人鱼才离开海洋的 We left the ocean because of a mermaid.
别担心 她和她妈妈不一样 Don't worry. She's not like her mom.
-她妈妈？ -美人鱼女王 Her mom? The mermaid queen.
她是美人鱼女王的女儿 She's the mermaid queen's daughter?
对 但她是我朋友 Yeah, but she's my friend.
她不是你朋友 她很危险 She is not your friend. She is dangerous.
你语气好像外婆大大 You sound like Grandmamah.
不好意思 我语气像谁 I'm sorry. I sound like who?
外婆大大 她一直在训练我 Grandmamah. She's been training me.
她告诉我你离开的原因 She told me why you left.
训练你 为什么 Training you? For what?
妈妈 你看不出来吗 这是我们修复一切的机会 Mom, don't you see? This is our chance to fix everything.
露比 这事你把握不了 Ruby, you are in over your head.
你不知道整个来龙去脉 You do not know the whole story.
这要怪谁呢 And whose fault is that?
嘿 我试过找你交流 Hey, I tried to talk to you.
我想早点告诉你一切 I wanted to tell you everything sooner,
但我也需要保证你的安全 but I also needed to keep you safe
给你一个正常的生活 and give you a normal life.
正常？ 正常不是躲在这个虚假的小镇 Normal? Normal isn't hiding in this fake town,
过着虚假的生活 living a fake life.
为了给你这个“虚假的生活” 我牺牲了一切 I sacrificed everything to give you this "fake life."
我不会再藏了 I'm not gonna hide anymore!
哦 不不不 Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
布里尔 Brill!
快吸引注意力 Distraction.
嘿 各位 看我能把我侄子扔多高 Hey, everybody. Um, watch how high I can throw my nephew.
他人呢 Where'd he go?
哒哒 Ta-da!
不管有没有你 我们都会改变世界 We are gonna change the world with or without you.
露比 我明白 你很生气 Ruby, I get it. You're angry.
你想吵架 You want to fight.
我像你这么大的时候也一样 So did I when I was your age.
但相信我 这是错误的吵架 But trust me, this is the wrong fight.
你站错队了 You're on the wrong side.
你不能告诉我该怎么生活 You can't tell me how to live my life.
我当然能 我还是你妈 Oh, yes, I can. I am still your mother.
你不准再下海 You are forbidden from going in the ocean again.
现在回家冷静下来 Now go home and calm down!
阿加莎 你没事吧 Agatha, are you okay?
出什么事了 What happened?
露比和尼莉莎的女儿做了朋友 Ruby's made friends with Nerissa's daughter.
哦不 Oh, no.
还有我妈一直在训练她 And my mother has been training her.
15年了 我还是没有摆脱掉她 15 years, and she still has her tentacles around me.
露比呢 What about Ruby?
她现在恨死我了 Oh, she hates me right now.
去找她 Go find her.
确保她的安全 Make sure she's safe.
我去应付我妈 I'm gonna deal with my mother.
露比 等等 Ruby, wait.
你没事吧 那里发生了什么 Are you okay? What happened back there?
我妈妈只希望一切保持不变 My mom just wants things to stay the same.
她想让我保持原样 She wants me to stay the same.
但这次 我不会回头 But this time, I'm not turning back.
母亲 Mother!
我以为我知道如何出场 And here I thought I knew how to make an entrance.
离我女儿远点 Stay away from my daughter.
你是指我的外孙女 You mean my granddaughter?
公主 王位继承人 The princess? The heir to the throne?
你还没死心 Still trying to get your way.
有些事永远不会改变 Some things never change.
你想逼你女儿 You're trying to force your daughter
过她不想要的人生 into a life she doesn't want.
这句话我以前在哪里听过 Now, where have I heard that before?
不同的是我养女儿 The difference is I didn't raise my daughter
不是为了彰显我的荣耀 to be a reflection of my glory.
那是肯定的 Well, that's certainly true.
你养她是为了逃避和躲藏 You raised her to run away and hide.
你还是认为我害怕战斗 You still think I was scared to fight.
你以为重新开始很容易吗 You think it was easy to start over?
冒一切风险 To risk everything?
我从未停止过战斗 I never stopped fighting.
我为我的家庭战斗 I fight for my family.
我为我爱的人战斗 I fight for who I love.
你呢 You?
你只喜欢战斗 You just love to fight!
她只是个孩子 She's just a kid.
一个可爱天真的孩子 A sweet, naive kid.
现在她有麻烦了 And now she's in trouble.
她和美人鱼做了朋友 She made friends with a mermaid.
-什么 -是的 What? Yes.
美人鱼女王的女儿 The daughter of the mermaid queen.
女儿？ 尼莉莎根本没有女儿 Daughter? Nerissa never had a daughter.
露比 Ruby.
我们成功了 We did it.
我为此等了15年 I've waited 15 years for this.
等了15年 就为了向你母亲报仇 15 years of waiting to get revenge on your mother...
什么 What?
废黜你的外婆 ...dethrone your grandmother
毁灭海妖王国 and lay waste to the kraken kingdom.
切尔西 Chelsea?
哦 根本没有什么切尔西 Oh, there is no Chelsea.
我是尼莉莎 I am Nerissa.
你怎么了 What's... What's happening to you?
惊喜吗 Surprised?
我是一条旋转跳跃的美人鱼 I'm a flippin' mermaid.
你只是个愚蠢的少女 And you're just a dumb teenager.
这一切就是为了让你帮我把它 All that rah-rah-rah was so that you could free this
拿 出 来 for me, me, me.
我的超级海女闺蜜 My super sea-girl bestie.
我这么信任你 I trusted you.
你被耍了 白痴 You just got played, dum-dum.
死神的面孔 The face of death.
哦 不 Oh, no.
哈喽 Hello?
吉尔曼太太在家吗 Is Mrs. Gillman home?
咚咚 Knock, knock!
嘿 那栋房子被托管了 Hey! That house was in escrow!
-快跑啊 -上船 戴维 Run! Run! To the boat, Davey.
我们要去杀海妖 There's kraken to kill.
-等等 -吉尔曼 Wait! Gillman.
你是来帮我杀那个怪物的吗 Are you here to help me kill the monsters?
-不 那是我老婆 -啥 No. That's my wife. What?
但如果她是…… 你又是她的…… But if she is a... and-and you're her...
这意味着…… that means...
求你别杀我 海妖怪物 Please don't kill me, kraken monster.
你给我振作点 Pull yourself together, man.
我们要去猎杀美人鱼 We've got a mermaid to hunt.
谢谢 我需要这份鼓励 Thanks. I needed that.
我女儿呢 Where is my daughter?
我们已经道过别了 Oh, we already said our goodbyes.
但那是在她给了我这个之后 But not before she gave me this.
海洋中最伟大的战士 The greatest warrior in the sea,
躲在人类之中 hiding amongst humans.
多么浪费啊 What a waste.
没人能这么跟我女儿说话 No one talks to my daughter like that.
除了我 Except me.
你老了 女王 You've grown older, Queen.
老了 人也更暴躁了 Older and meaner.
幸运的是 美人鱼不会衰老 Lucky for me, mermaids don't age.
我希望你们俩能比露比多战几个回合 Well, I hope you both put up more of a fight than Ruby.
露比 露比 Ruby? Ruby?
露比 Ruby!
别担心 我救你出来 Don't worry. I'll get you out of here...
慢慢地 ...slowly.
我会慢慢地救你出来 I will get you out of here slowly.
哦不 Oh, no.
发生了什么 What happened?
拿到三叉戟本该让事情变得更好 Getting the Trident was supposed to make things better,
但我却把一切都毁了 but all I did was ruin everything.
我妈说得对 My mom was right.
我应该按她说的回家 I should have just gone home like she said...
回去隐藏 保持小体型 ...gone back to hiding and stayed small.
不 露比 你妈不是这个意思 What? No. Ruby, that's not what your mom meant.
我保证 I promise.
你又不在那里 You weren't there.
我可能知道的不多 Well, I may not know a lot about a lot,
但我了解我姐姐 but I know my sister.
从小到大 我很自豪能当她的弟弟 Growing up, I was so proud to be her brother.
她强大 自信 She was powerful, confident.
每个人都爱她 Everyone loved her.
但后来 她离开了 But then she left,
我一直无法理解 and I could never understand
她为什么选择离开海洋 why she chose to leave the ocean
直到我看到她在陆地上创造的美妙生活 until I saw the awesome life she created on land.
我意识到 你妈妈选择了她自己的路 And I realized, your mom chose her own path.
她选择了你 She chose you.
是时候彻底摧毁三叉戟了 It's time to destroy that Trident once and for all.
耶 去收拾她 孩子 Yeah! Go get her, kiddo!
我会紧随其后 I'll be right there.
不用等我 Don't wait up, though.
回来的感觉真好 Oh, it feels so good to be back.
这一次 And this time,
我要永远消灭你们 I'm getting rid of you for good.
离我妈远点 Stay away from my mother!
露比·吉尔曼 Ruby Gillman?
暂停 倒退下 是露比吗 Pause. Rewind. Ruby?
你应该挂了 You should be dead.
想象一下 Picture this.
怪女孩通过挫败假朋友来实现命运 Quirky girl fulfills destiny by foiling fake friend!
她在干嘛 What is she doing?
回应号召 Answering the call.
别碰我姐姐 Leave my sister alone.
好样的 这正是我所希望的 Aw, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
道格 那是我们的房子 Doug, that's our house.
这些幼稚的游戏玩够了 Enough with these childish games.
我讨厌高中 I hate high school.
如果这是我们的结局 那我们会无所畏惧地面对它 If this is our end, then we'll face it unafraid!
露比 小心身后 Ruby, behind you!
你赢不了的 露比·吉尔曼 You'll never win, Ruby Gillman.
你只是个愚蠢的少女 You're just a dumb teenager.
你知道真正可悲的是什么吗 You know what's really pathetic?
就是你以为像我这样的人 That you thought someone like me
会和你这样的怪物做朋友 could ever be friends with a monster like you.
我不是怪物 I am not a monster.
我是海妖 I'm a kraken.
妈妈 我们需要一起射击三叉戟 Mom, we need to shoot the Trident together.
它无法被摧毁 No, it-it can't be destroyed.
所以我才把它藏起来 That's... that's why I hid it.
如果我们同时攻击 我们能毁掉的 We can do it if we join together at the same time.
这是指数增长公式 It's the exponential growth formula.
我们要射击得更强更久 We've got to shoot it more and longer.
相信我 我是数学狂 Trust me, I'm a mathlete.
结局不必如此 It doesn't have to end like this.
放弃三叉戟吧 Just give up the Trident.
你永远无法从我手里夺走 You'll never get this away from me.
我一人可能不行 但我们一起就可以 Maybe I can't, but we can.
不 No!
哦呼 -Woo-hoo!
上啊 露比 Go, Ruby!
哦呼 Woo-hoo!
这是一次成功的怪物猎杀 Now, that's a successful monster hunt.
我们抓到了一条美人鱼 戴维 We got us a little mermaid, Davey!
求你了 求你了 Please. Please, please, please.
我不坏的 I'm not evil.
我只是很漂亮 I'm just pretty...
并遭人误解 and misunderstood.
现在怎么处理美人鱼 Now, what about the mermaid?
-每个人都喜欢煎鱼 -别 Everyone likes fried fish. No.
走开 愤怒 Away, rage.
年轻人 Teenagers.
走开 愤怒 Away, rage.
露比 对不起 Ruby, I'm sorry.
我错了 I was wrong.
我应该告诉你真相 I should have trusted you with the truth,
从现在开始 不再撒谎 and so from now on, no more lying.
不再隐藏 And no more hiding.
我想你还能赶上最后一支舞 I think you can still make the last dance.
现在 我们来谈谈她的加冕典礼 Now, let's talk about her coronation.
妈妈 别这样 Mom, don't start.
行吧 母亲最清楚了 Fine. A mother knows best.
布里尔来了 Brill's here.
妈妈 你在这干嘛 Mamah! What are you doing here?
还和阿加莎在一起 And with Agatha?
你没事吧 大家都没事吧 Are-are... are you okay? Is everyone okay?
露比没事吧 Is Ruby okay?
现在是布里尔的时间 It's Brill's time now.
噢 Oh.
我等了15年 I've waited 15 years for this.
是谁在落泪 Oh, who's crying?
你在落泪 You're crying.
你是我们的英雄 You're our hero.
我爱死你了 I love you so much!
-好耶 -露比就是舞会女王 Yeah! Ruby for prom queen.
你救了我们 You really saved us.
抱歉我没有早点告诉你们一切 I'm sorry I didn't tell you everything sooner,
我很抱歉抛弃了你们 and I'm sorry for ditching you.
我不该骗你们的 I shouldn't have lied to you.
露比 我可爱华丽的巨型死党 Ruby, my sweet, magnificent, giant-sized best friend,
你永远不需要对我们隐瞒什么 you never ever have to hide things from us.
对 我们会永远支持你 Yeah, we will always be by your side,
即使你几乎消灭了我们所知的生命 even when you almost ended life as we know it.
抱歉 不乌鸦嘴 Sorry, no catastrophizing.
不管你是海妖 还是加拿大人什么的 我们都会永远爱你 Kraken, Canadian or otherwise, we'll always love you, Rubes.
团结小分队 Squad solidarity?
团结小分队 Squad solidarity.
你好 Hey, you.
露比 嘿 Ruby. H-Hey.
所以那个是你 So, that was you out there?
有罪 Guilty.
-康纳 -露比 你先说 Connor... Ruby... Oh, you go.
不 你先说 No, you go.
好的 我先说 Okay, I go.
康纳 你愿意陪我参加舞会吗 Connor, will you go to prom with me?
等等 康纳 这些是二次导数图吗 Wait. Connor, are these quadratic derivative graphs?
这么说吧 我有个好家教 Let's just say I had a good tutor.
喔 Whoa.
我们跳舞吧 Let's dance.
这个可爱的小海妖是谁 And who is this fine young kraken?
他是山姆 我们儿子 This is Sam, our son.
儿子？ 就是说 我又当外婆大大了 Son? As in, I'm a grandmamah again?
这是有史以来最酷的事 This is the coolest thing ever.
你的触手会分泌毒液吗 Do your tentacles ooze poison?
你和九头蛇摔过跤吗 Have you ever wrestled a Hydra?
更好的是 你玩过躲避球吗 Better yet, have you ever played dodgeball?
哦 我会喜欢你的 Oh, I am gonna like you.
好的 各位 我是戈登 Okay, guys. Gordon here.
这是我的正式道歉视频 Uh, this be my official apology video.
我说了一些关于海妖麻木不仁的坏话 Look, I said some insensitive things about the kraken.
我的天 你在直播吗 OMG, are you live streaming?
-我发型好乱 -现在…… Ugh, my hair is terrible. Now, t...
我们有多少赞了 How many likes are we getting, though?
我是阿加莎·吉尔曼 Agatha Gillman here,
海滨的房产经纪人和海妖保护者 Realtor and kraken protector of Oceanside.
这里是养家最安全的地方 It's the safest place to raise a family,
多亏了我女儿 thanks to my daughter.
欢迎回到“瓶子靓起来” Welcome back to Bottled Up.
本周 我们的主题是内海滨 This week, we're embracing our inner seaside.
喔 我们做海妖瓶吧 Whoo. Let's get kraken.
我要把躲避球带到一个全新的高度 I'm taking dodgeball to a whole new level.
我是个传奇 I'm a legend.
露比 发现了魔鬼鲸 Ruby, the Devil Whale has been spotted
正直奔海妖王国 and is headed straight for the kraken kingdom!
该女主上场了 Well, leading lady?
帮我拿着书 Hold my books.
看吧 我告诉过你们 See? I told you people.
海洋永远需要一只海妖 The ocean will always need a kraken,
而海妖永远会回应呼唤 and a kraken will always answer the call.
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